A few months ago, all of us, and some friends of the site decided that going to Boise vs. Virginia Tech would be a great idea.  Sorry for partying.

Since the hangover from this game could last until Thanksgiving and complete sentences seem impossible at this point – we’re just going to tab through some things that you all MUST know about the game at FedEx Field last night.

1.       The average age and weight of a Boise State football fan is 64, 235.  We started to notice this while walking into the game.  Where were the students?  Then someone started wondering is Boise State was actually a college or an assisted living facility with a football team. Do you know ANYONE that graduated from there?  It makes you wonder.

2.      We made a friend named ‘Flank.’  Flank is a 31 year-old Va. Tech fan who literally only talked using football terminology.  He kept asking us to move our tailgate to the right side of his tailgate, because he needed a right Flanker.  We thought Flank was bombed until someone pointed out that he’s only been drinking Mountain Dew.  So for the next couple hours we were under the impression that we’d just meant the craziest sober person alive.  (We found out later he was drinking rum all day.)

3.      There is no pizza at Fed Ex field.

4.      Virginia Tech fans attempted to insert the word ‘sucks’ into every cheer Boise came up with – even if it made no sense.

5.      Only 13% of the Boise fan base knows where the phrase, "How about that ass whoopin?!" comes from.

6.      2/6 of us are single.  So we set the money line for a hand job in woods by a female stranger at +325.  A lot of money came on the hand job late in the tailgate when our one friend was chatting up a mom, and the line went to +210, but the smart money was on the non-hand job.

7.      7% of Virginia Tech fans think Boise is in Kansas.  Not sure why, but there’s no talking them out of it.

8.      After the game they were selling Ryan Williams jerseys for 75% off.

9.      The post-game tailgate is a top 5 veteran tailgate move.  You don’t have to rush out of the stadium, you get to fire up the grill after, and you don’t sit in traffic.  You need to try this.

10.   Boise State passes the eye test.  The eye test is just looking at a college football team and accepting that they look like a team that can win a national title.  Do they have the most talent?  No, but in the true meaning of the word, they might be the best team in the country.  Sorry for spilling kool-aid on the keyboard.

(That is until Oregon State takes them down)