Welcome students! We are pleased to invite you to Bankrupt Bookie's Super Bowl Prop School…

Throughout the year, we ignore prop bets. They're created for the purpose of suckering in a few drunk casino guests. No value exists in the normally boring lines and sharps avoid them. But, during Super Bowl week, casinos turn into a group of obnoxious frats battling over a sorority girl at one of those bizarre charity date auctions. The frats don't really care if they're going to dish out $500 to Nicaragua if they have the right to send a pledge on a date with a borderline 7. They just want to beat out the other frats. The casinos, in turn, want to beat out each other for prop bet attention.

They throw out crazy, unprofitable lines just to attract attention during the highest revenue week of the year. This phenomenon is especially seen in online sportsbooks. Throughout the week, we'll be searching online sports books for these prop bets of value. We'll find the drunkest, horniest frat brothers and point out their most embarrassingly inept props. If you study hard at Bankrupt Bookie's Prop School, you'll be able to spot a winner on a prop bet just as easily as you can spot the more attractive Grammy Awards guest.  So crack your books, pop an Adderall, and get to work. We'll see you tomorrow.