It’s been a few years and a few beers since Ben Roethlisberger made a Super Bowl appearance. His passer rating in that game was 23. He only completed 9 passes – and threw 2 picks. Imagine what Kurt Warner must be thinking – talk about life being unfair. Big Ben can play games hung over and sleep with beautiful women. Warner had to pass for 300 yards for his team to win; his wife became sort of hot after thousands of dollars of plastic surgery, and he has like 19 kids.

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San Antonio Spurs +2

Its been long overdue, a free pick to make some bills. Is it just me or does it seem like since there has been no football in the past 10 days everything seems bland. There is only so many times I can watch the “Tampa Superbowl Update” on SportsCenter, which is about as useless information as an asshole on my elbow. Anyway, the Suns can’t be the Spurs, ever ( Look at the way the Suns season has ended in the past 5 years). Spurs are rolling right now and Shaq can’t shoot 90% free throws forever ( his shooting form is hilarious to watch). Take the Spurs and admire the scenery.

A-Rod can’t seem to do anythign right, even if he isn’t doing anything. In Joe Torre’s new book “The Yankees Years” he “unofficially” describes A-Rod as being a bitch… funny coming from a manager who relied on him to get his team to the playoffs for 3 years.

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Anyone else sick of Marbury’s bitching? First he destroys a great franchise with the help of Isiah Thomas, then he refuses to play like LT in the playoffs, now he rides the bench and gets millions of dollars. He has Carl Pavano syndrome and now there are talks about him going to Boston. The Knicks should do everyone a favor and send him to the European league, that way he could make some more cheap shitty “Starburys” and use Italian colors instead.